Unreleased Songs

Tha Joker Unreleased Songs Lyrics


Lala lala (7x)

See I been messin with lil Mama bout four weeks now
Man she got me feelin like I'm weak now
She drivin me crazy (crazy)
I wanna make her my baby
But I can't... cause I can't
Buy the car without a test drive
She got me feelin like a child bein Catechized
And I don't mean to rush
And I know it's just lust
She got me bout to bust

I'm tired of talkin on Tha phone
I'm sick of conversation
I'm comin to ya crib
And ya Already kno wat it is
Shut up... shut up... (now)... shut up
Gon and take ya damn clothes off

Cause I'm about to blow That back out
Blow that back Out
Blow that back out (ay)
You kno I'm bout to blow ya back out (ok)
Blow ya back Out
Blow ya back out (shawt)
I'm just tryna blow That back out
Blow that back Out
Blow that back out (ay)
You know I'm bout to blow ya back out (ok)
Blow ya back out

Wats happen wats tha bizness
I can't believe I did this
A whole month no sex
I keep it real low plex
All I'm sayin wats next don't take it out of context
Play docter (let me check)
Wanna play construction (let me wreck)
Baby hold up just a second u told me
You feel neglected so I'm tryna get you naked
To see if ya boy can help it don't take it as
Disrespected but bump and grind is a blessin
Ay ya boy can spend tha night or something (are u jokin)
Well I was just checkin
Is it wrong to wanna fuck use tha fingers to warm you up
Havin my dick all in ya gut
While I'm grippin grabbin ya butt skirt hikin with no hut
Nails diggin them love cuts
So tell me that I can bless it I taste it before I test it.

I'm tired of talkin on Tha phone
I'm sick of conversation
I'm comin to ya crib
And ya Already kno wat it is
Shut up... shut up... (now)... shut up
Gon and take ya damn clothes off

Cause I'm about to blow That back out
Blow that back Out
Blow that back out (ay)
You kno I'm bout to ya That back out (ok)
Blow ya back Out
Blow ya back out (shawt)
I'm just tryna blow That back out
Blow that back Out
Blow that back out (ay)
You know I'm bout to blow ya back out (ok)
Blow ya back out

Listen to music until the later
R.Kelly make sex greater
Jodeci will make her notice
But right now is time for benny hazs
I hate to say this but (shut up)
I'm really sorry but (shut up)
Cause I been havin good behavior but it's time I should cut up
Now that's what I like to hear while I'm nibblin on ya ear
Clean sex cause it's drippin with shout and cheer (yea)
Play by my rules and baby jus in here
And if it's shaved where my tongue rolls like a good year
I'm probably gone expose wat you hide up under ya clothes
Let's get freaky open up that than right up under ya nose
My dick wants to get acquainted with wats in between ya thighs
And girl we way past cakin like pie so hi

Cause I'm about to blow That back out
Blow that back Out
Blow that back out (ay)
You kno I'm bout to blow ya back out (ok)
Blow ya back Out
Blow ya back out (shawt)
I'm just tryna blow That back out
Blow that back Out
Blow that back out (ay)
You know I'm bout to blow ya back out (ok)
Blow ya back


Lala lala (7x)

See I been messin with lil
Mama bout four weeks now
Man she got me feelin like
I'm weak now
She drivin' me crazy
I wanna make her my baby
But I can't cause I can't
Buy the car without a test drive
She got me feelin' like a child bein
And iknow it's just lust
She got me bout to bust

I'm tired of talkin on
Tha phone I'm sick of conversation
I'm comin to ya crib and ya
Already kno wat it is
Shut up shut up now shut up
Gon and take ya damn clothes off

Cause I'm about to blow
That back out blow that back
Out blow that back out (ay)
(you kno) I'm bout to blow
That back out (ok) blow that back
Out blow that back out (shawt)
I'm just tryna blow
That back out blow that back
Out blow that back out (ay)
(you kno) I'm bout to blow
That back out (ok) blow that back
Out blow that back out (shawt)

Wats happen wats tha bizness
I can't believe I did this
A whole month no sex I keep it real no
Plex all I'm sayin wats next don't take
It out of context
Play docter (let me check)
Wanna play construction (let me wreck)
Baby hold up just a second u told me
You feel neglected so I'm tryna get you naked
To see if ya boy can help it don't take it as
Disrespected but bump and grind is a blessin
Ay ya boy can spend tha night or something
Is it wrong to wanna fuck use tha fingers to warm
You up havin my dick all in ya gut while I'm grippin grabbin ya
butt skirt hikin with no hut
Let's digg in them love cuts? so tell me that I can bless it
I'll taste it before I test it.

I'm tired of talkin on
Tha phone I'm sick of conversation
I'm comin to ya crib and ya
Already kno wat it is
Shut up shut up now shut up
Gon and take ya damn clothes off

Cause I'm about to blow
That back out blow that back
Out blow that back out (ay)
(you kno) I'm bout to blow
That back out (ok) blow that back
Out blow that back out (shawt)
I'm just tryn'a blow
That back out blow that back
Out blow that back out (ay)
(you kno) I'm bout to blow
That back out (ok) blow that back
Out blow that back out (shawt)


3.Boy Shorts

I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy short, I on't I
on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy shorts
These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat (2x)
I don't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy short,
I on't I on't like them thongs let me see ya in ya boy shorts
These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat (2x)

It's ya folks soulja boy and I'm back up in this thang
Shawty supa thick in dem boy shorts mane
I'm ridin supa clean blockin up n down da street
I'm da reason why all da girls shake dey booty meat
Aye, what happenin
Stacks on deck straight stackin it
Girl supa fine now she choosin (choosin)
I got her from behind now she jukin (jukin)
Check my footwork bathing apes on my feet
She got tha boy shorts shawty can I take a peek
I'm grippin on lil shawty & u already kno
Wut u workin with lil mama gon touch da flo


I walked in da club n saw some boy shorts mane (boy shorts mane)
The chick booty real ghetto jus like soul plane (like soul
plane)
Baby got that comeback jus like rogaine (rogaine)
Might bend her ass down jus like t-pain (ooh)
I'm tryna get 2 u n dat booty
She got da cosby show lookin like da grow up rudy (yea)
Dat booty meat might hang gone call you droopy (dat's right)
She shake it like a dog gone call her snoopy (ok)
Victoria secret's in da club dat's a real fashion statement
(yea)
Got dat credit card shawty can I make a payment
Do what I say forget what ya mama told ya
Rock dem boy shorts (why?) 'cause baby I'm tha joker


Tha Joker:
I like tha boy shorts (believe dat)
Bend ova (let me see dat)
Take it to young star so he can show you how to jeezy
Shawty rockin gucci I swear it do somethin 2 me (2 me)
N she knowin she a cutie tattoo up on her booty (her booty)
Brown skin with purple drawers call it peanut butter jelly
(peanut butter jelly)
I kno u hear me yellin so soulja boy tell 'em

Shawty fine and unique
When she wind she petite
N she juke on me shook it on my white tee
If you don't believe me then you can come and see
These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat
If you don't believe me then you can come and see
These girls with these boy shorts shake they booty meat


4.My Dougie Freestyle

Tha Joker:{Talking}
Young Star:{Talking}

What I'm bout to do, I'm bout to do some sweet shit,
If Lil Will heard the rest he'd put me on the remix,
I'm taking over nigga, but gotta lotta plans,
Central heat and a/c, but still got a lot of fans.
You know I'm fresh, been feelin sick lately,
Red Monkey's on my ass, I might have rabies,
You know when I'm around, it's most likely game over,
If your a headache, I'm a damn hangover!
I'm way past cold, I'm bout to get my flu on,
My flows so hot, niggas want to keep their shoes on,
Can't sell albums if lies is whatcha tellin,
Ya best chance of being rich is getting Oprah pregnant.
American Pie, we quick to bust it,
These guns like beats nigga we got production.
At my shows the hoes get satisfaction,
But the hotel room is the real main attraction,
Front desk at the Hilton xxxxx didn't understand it,
'We don't want beds, head's better standing.'
Watch these hoes hell they can wear a ski mask,
You checkin out her face, I'm checkin out here kneecaps,
30 dollar fakes, why was he scheming,
Those are not True Religions, your blasphemic,
My rhymes like crack, can you feel the numbness?
We eatin good nigga, scrump-deliumptious,
Couldn't get a job if I ever let the fame go,
Stereotyped by the way my pants hang low.
But I got money, they'll get you when I say so,
If colors get you killed, then I'm a motherfucking rainbow,
Headshots will have ya brain like where did all the pain go,
Say he don't dance, chopper bullets make him tango,
I'm dropping real soon, it's gonna be a hot summer,
And the streets bout to change, I'm raps Obama.
Play with me, ha, I think not,
Cause things will get ugly like Ne-Yo's mughsot,
And please send my condolences to Big E,
Now I have to skip town cause I just killed the beat!

Tha Joker: {Talking}
Young Star: {Laughing}


5.Put It On My Face

I might just play orthodontist when I turn you out
Might part yo pussy lips and look off in yo other mouth
I'm finna bring dat nut up outcha
I'm a lay on my back
You gon smile and tell me Joker I don't need all of dat
But

I say fuck watcha say
I love da way ya taste
My hands up on ya waist
You running like a race
My tongue between ya legs ya eyes up in ya head
You think I was a butter knife da way I got you spreaded
I say girl put it on my face my face my face my face my faaaaace

See you gon get about 69 rounds with Mr. Joker 2 Cold
Yep my face wet but you gon pull some pubic hairs out yo nose
You gone dance for me so I can see just wat dat ass drop like
Hit you from behind like a Hoopdie at a Stop Light
Bet dat'll make you act right or maybe play pretend
I say girl where are yo manners, cause dat pussy breaking wind
See ya know wat time it is wet & gushy, str8 foam
I'm hearin' ya call my name like it was saved in your phone
Now ya all on my dome
Butt naked, clit dripping, skin slapping, ass smaking
See this is my mission
I'm a bring dat nut up outcha
I'm a lay on my back
You gon smile and tell me Joker I don't need dat but
So

Fuck watcha say
I love da way ya taste
My hands up on ya waist
You running like a race
My tongue between ya legs ya eyes up in ya head
You think I was a butter knife da way I got you spreaded
I say girl put it on my face my face my face my face my faaaaace

Shawty wat it do
Fuck da bedroom
Sit you on da stove I have an appetite for you
And if you freaky as you say you are then leave yo lingure
Gotta question for you bay
Can you put that on my face

Her pussy is gon slide onto my face tonight
I'm a bake dat cake tonight
So when dinner come round
Now shit dats all I'm gon taste tonight
Girl you say you flexable well I am extra sexual
Give her dick until she tell me she don't want no dick no mo
So let's crank dat afta play
Look we both get afta play
Get da cool whip and apples bay
Also forget yo lingerie
Butt naked on yo front room sofa
Gripping on yo ass
Strolling like a rollercoaster

I say fuck watcha say
I love da way ya taste
My hands up on ya waist
You running like a race
My tongue between ya legs my eyes between ya head
I think I want sum cutty now da way I got you spreaded
I say girl put it on my face my face my face my face my faaaaace


6.Throw It Back


Mr 2 cold and ladies dis ya anthem
Hes riding like a phantom

Ya so hot shorty and I just wanna take you to my house
Now show me what all that fuss is about
It's when I got behind ya, and then she starting grinding,
Ya fucking with a pro

I love when she throw that ass back
Throw that ass back (7x)
I love the way she do do do it (4x)

She poppin on that headstand. girl I know yo wrists hurt
Pretty lips down there, I want to french kiss her.
Shawty good as hot so I might Ciara miss her.
Ain't nothing else to teach her but I swear I can't dismiss her.
I love the way she do do do it
Lil mama so focused her brown tongue showing like the clams wide
open.
She know that body donk and that booty so stupid
Plus her pussy is retarded so I know that it is drooling
She got me so infatuated, eyes on her, them girls is just hatin.
Hips rollin just like she raising? like I graduated
She so hot and I'm so gracious, steaming sex initiated
Joker or just say the greatest, don't worry cause she gon' say
it.
I love the way she do do do it.
That arch of her back now, it's hard not to get attached now
She busting, popping, dipping, droppin, holding, rolling,
folding, going
Love the way you do that shorty bust it wide open

Ya so hot shorty and I just wanna take you to my house
Now show me what all that fuss is about
It's when I got behind ya, and then she starting grinding,
Ya fucking with a pro

I love when she throw that ass back
Throw that ass back (7x)
I love the way she do do do it (4x)

A few more drinks man I almost got her
It's a fireman hose and she wanna climb the ladder
Told her heaven I'm a take her to girl it's all just up to you
You can chose from? nation ooh.
She say she on that rider shit so I'm a let her ride like she
met the higher?
She throwing it back like she was a nice fisherman
Patron got it started and to get her home we'll finish it
We love the way she throw it back I bet she got that fire cat
They all say how you figure that, her hip gyrations show me that
He want the front I want the back, she gon' come if I throw a
stack
? we get no slack, we might just break ya back.

Ya so hot shorty and I just wanna take you to my house
Now show me what all that fuss is about
It's when I got behind ya, and then she starting grinding,
Ya fucking with a pro

I love when she throw that ass back
Throw that ass back (7x)
I love the way she do do do it (4x)

Fa shoooo.


7.We Do It For Fun Pt.1

My name is Joker, habitual smoker
I burn so many trees that I have splinters in my toaster
I need a bitch to stay below my waist like a holster
And then I sit my cup up on her booty like a coaster
I brag about my money so they're calling me a boaster
I holla' giddy up like I was on the Ponderosa
You say that you don't feel me, well come a little closer
I'll show you what a gangster look like, at least supposed to

My blunt is filled with very deadly weed, I call it Doom
My eyes stay low like a gay dude's in the mens bathroom (No
Homo)
Do you marvel at my flow, or shiver at my genius?
You'd think of STDs from all the hickeys on my penis
We let the beat live, these other rappers are a bore
I kill so many tracks they recognize me at the morgue
Bought a 20 pack of Trojans on my last trip to the store
I did a show that night and had to go the next day to buy more

You can test me if you want, examination if you choose
But my Glock will leave your shirt looking like Dorothy's shoes
No little Dorothy, see home is a place that I can't go
After a couple puffs I'm somewhere over the rainbow

I have these hoes afraid to take a look into their mirror
Skeet somethin' on their faces that resembles Aloe Vera
Replied to the officer, 'That's parsley on my seat'
We pass the blunts to one another like batons at a track meet
Exactly, I know just what you pee-ons are thinking
{Mississippi niggas ain't shit! }

I don't see haters like I'm blinking
My money keeps on growing while your fan base keeps shrinking
You wish you were a psychic so you could rap just what I'm
thinking


8.We Do It For Fun Pt.2

{Talking:}

Every morning while you go to Starbucks to get coffee,
I be at the bank like get this cash me off me,
My car so new, but my money so old,
My grill iced out so my barbecues cold,
3-2-1 blast off you bastards,
Spaceship doors, my garage is NASA,
Hedgehog game, I am much faster,
You are a lizard, I am a raptor,
When I hit the club or the stage I party hard,
Witness hoes naked like everyday was Mardi Gras,
See I'm 17 and I have an accountant,
Your 17 but you get an allowance,
When I see pussy... I'm pounding,
What else would you expect from the joker? Clowning,
Bacon over hear, what you want to drink honey,
Blow stacks so it's like I give head to my money,
I'm a studio geek, Urkel Ned Flanders,
Car sits low, chameleon salmander,
Joker beats, lock up sell 3,
White girl trunk stand Marshall Mathers LP,
Even my haters, secretly they felt me,
Last name West, there's nothing you can tell me,
I am super sexy in my black tee or my wife b,
Burn so many trees, Smokey Bear doesn't like me,
Let's be honest, who really wanna fight me,
You can throw balls but I bet you won't strike me,
Look into that future, see me in that Bentley,
Check my bank account, don't I have plenty.
My hoes won't fuck you, they're so stingy,
I would acknowledge you, but I'm not friendly,
Boys N The Hood flow, South Central rhyme,
Godfather delievery, Scarface mind,
Basically what I'm saying, is I'm one of a kind,
If you thinking bout battling me, ya thinking bout dying,
Fakes, phony, please stop trying,
I parade my gangster, what are you implying,
She can feel my bone all on her spine,
Orgasm back spasms, she straight crying,
I fuck with ladies, I won't even watch whores,
Don't shake hands, cause you prolly didn't wash yours,
This shit is easy, I could do it in my slumber,
And I make so much money, I should have a pin number,
Dumb and Dumber, where is your hunger,
Veggie eating bitch, here's my cucumber,
Close your mouth, listen to me thunder,
I am a pirate, I'm throwing my plunder,
Black Pearl gangster, south side legend,
You gonna need a notebook for all these lessons,
Teacher, preacher, deacon, reverend,
Whole damn kenmore in my bezzle,
I am the greatest there will ever be,
Me to the rap game, is like fatback to peas,
Chopper, semi, cocking, blasting,
I flip birds, blue jay gymnastics,
Street cred test, I motherfuckin past it,
Atleast 20 grand in one of these elastics,
I really don't like when haters throw sodium,
I am the shit please pass the imodium,
A-D, play me, you couldn't do it safely,
I control the Roc, call me the new Jay-Z.

{Talking:}


9.We Do It For Fun Pt.3

My flows authentic they don't listen to knock off
Juss the otha day big block took joc off flavor said
Fuck it and took his clock off same day hova lost
It cut tha roc off now this is will be tha same day that I take
A L and later on that night it was a blizzard in hell

It goes maybe, hopefully, probably, possibly NO you been looking
For the best now you got me greatness is here you should already
Know that I have a sick flow like my car re had a cold I started
Out losing but now I'm winning scarface life with an alternate
ending
Beat the track up straight reck on the freestyle beat the pussy
Up and keep vet's on my speed dial she might not do you but
She'll do me cause I always get service like AT&T and I park any
Where I feel cause you can't boot 28 inch wheels motherfucker
I role through ya hood tech knockin off shingles real unexpected
Like snoops dogg's single people will die if I get disrespected
fuck
So many pussies up that I'm scared to get tested millionairefans
#1 on
The checklist I knew him back them well you should have invested
Chopped, semi, cock it, blast it can you even if I say the same
thing
On you bastards I promise she will do anythang that I ask her
limit
Her vocab down to harder and faster you're my baby glad that I
found
You cause dick sucking is the quality that I value arts and
crafts nigga
Bend her down and fold her in yo baby mama trunk like a damn
stroller
Smokin on a blunt 45' on my waist I'm the on reason hood niggas
on myspace
Don't worry bout baby I am not rookie straight chinese I ain't
scared to eat
Pussy and I'm bout to re apply my last line now so you rappers
betta run cause
My stomach just growled

I am a army but you can't join me dolla bill nigga so you can't
coin me love em
And leave em ya'll still catchin feelings I got that all money
I'm still count shillings
Superhero flo and the beats my villian even if the serus tower
money stack to the celling
And still I raise just like a balloon bentley like a pirate ship
look at all those doubloons
Potential to blow like a fuckin grenade wake ya neighborhood
with clavern like a fuckin
Parade been street ever since the first day and nigga I'm a die
in the trap like pray
See I'm just tryin to chill in the hood no annoyance from narko
get rich and fuck
R&B hoes like rocko this is genuwin that other shit was phony I
am the rock ya'll
Niggaz jabronies you're hot dog but I'm a cronee got all this
ice on me where my zambonee
Hoes no m so they always wanna fone me latino's even bouncin
even in the should
Of would of toney had my feet out the window mj got pissed cause
I had some j's
On that he didn't kno exist if you tote iron nigga then I'm
bussin steamers leave ya whole
Face wet just like noxzeema leave ya whole click wet some thin
like katrina but
6 feet deep their be no feema gansta apperance yea I'm about
mine it's like new
Cocaine how I keep a freash line sweet tooth hoes wanna get in
my denims
M&M jeans keep big nuts in em pull up in a vans bitch stank in
deep I blo
Tha doors off yo shit like u came in a jeep and fake ass rappers
is about to
Expire puttin worda in songs probably heard off the wire I heard
pac and I
Was inspired to run this rap shit till it gets tired


10.We Do It For Fun Pt.4

F.T.E in the buildin,
Young star J.R.,
Big Fruit on the beat,
Look here. I got what ya'll been waitin for,
We do it for fun part four,

It's Mr. Too cold,
I'm so far from a rapper,
And you can wipe me down
Cause I'm so low backwards,
I'm all in yo hood,
Window down with tha heater,
All these shells on my seat,
Like I spilled velveta,
See you a senorita,
And you lookin for a tipper,
Still dancin on yo singles,
You a motha fuckin stripper,
See we gon shoot,
God damn you can bet it,
Got a whole lot of clips,
But none of my thugs can edit,
I think I got a fettish,
For blow jobs and shit,
Joker junior in my pants,
Let your girl babysit,
Two tears
And a pair of yo bars so weak
You don't even need bail, (faggot)
No line for us,
No problem at the door,
We got champaign for pearl seekers,
I spend more,
Mississippi on the map,
No it's not up for sa,
Jack town waddup,
Do is one big sinnigag,
I can have you appauled,
And sick as a fucking dog,
Playin school with your girl,
I'm confiscating her draws,
Hotel rooms,
W w e scene,
J.r. called swith,
And now it's a tag team,
See where your from green lights mean go,
But where I'm from blue lights mean GO!
Ya know?
Cause I don't want no more jail time.
I'm tryin to stay ahead
Of the law like time.
We gettin money now,
Buddy why would I lie,
All this bread I shoulda
Bought a whole pack of twist ties,
I might front that,
Just dependin on what to spent.
Don't got my cash,
The blood is the payment.
You do it for the money,
I do this shit for fun,
You like to play arenas?
I like to play with guns.
Internet haters talkin
All that dumb shit,
I'm ready for them hatin ass
World star comments,
Funny ass niggas
Wanna act like they don't know me,
You tube,
10 million views,
Boy they done showed me.
My flow is rediculis,
That's why them niggas jockin,
I would switch it up,
But you'll just turn around and cop me.

(I am well respected)

Guap me,
Money coming in,
Cha ching,
All these o's in my check,
I'm the lord of the rings
Rockin all black keds
When I step off in the spot
Got the tool on deck
Like I'm workin on a yacht
(I'm on a boat)
The indian watch,
They're jealous of the of charm,
All these stones
Like I got a bad kidney on my arm.
See I'm a trending topic,
At fte joker,
Got the feds on me
Cause I turned my twitter into strokers,
I am the sickest man,
You can go on and bet,
Can't get insurance on the track,
Cause I always seem to wreck it.
Imaculate conceptions,
Cause I was born the best,
The phenom is coming,
So you should warn the rest.


11.We Don't Do That


Not Getting No Gwap We Don't Do That
Not Thuggin Nonstop We Don't Do That
Handcuffin Dese Hoez We Don't Do That
Smokin Sumthin Less Than Dro We Don't Do That

No (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)
Look Here (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)Hmmmmm
Nope Nada (We Don't Do That) Hmmmmm
We Don't Do That
No We Don't Do That (Look Here)

Please Sir Please Sir No It's Not A Peon
No it's Not A Rerun So Welcome Back To Phenom

Joker 2 Cold Bitch U Betta Watch Your Gal
I Have Balls In Her Mouth With No Gun Machines For Miles

Fool Is the Coolest No I Am Not Sweet
But I Can Still Leave U Toothless

Finished Up The Kush And Smoked The Cigarette To Boost It
Scared To Pop A Pill Cause Every Time I Do I Lose It but I Will
Probably Chew It

Bad Bad Life But I Neva Had To Fight
Got My Yam In The Club Like It's Soul Food Night (FhoSho)

We Straight Thuggin No Handcuffin
Room Like The Parking Lot Cause Everybody Bus it

Bus It The Blunt Look Like A Stankin Ass Fiddle
Smokin Medical They Think I Need A Handicap Sticker

Ba Ba Bus It The Blunt Look Like A Stankin Ass Fiddle
Smokin Medical They Think I Need A Handicap Sticker(FhoSho)

Not Getting No Gwap We Don't Do That
Not Thuggin Nonstop We Don't Do That
Handcuffin Dese Hoez We Don't Do That
Smokin Sumthin Less Than Dro We Don't Do That

No (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)
Look Here (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)Hmmmmm
Nope Nada (We Don't Do That) Hmmmmm
We Don't Do That
No We Don't Do That (Look Here)

Shawty Hell Wat U Mean Ain't Ain't Hot
Betta Be Glad Gasoline Ain't Drop

Children Of The Corn So We Gonna Pop
Blow And If We Don't Then Machines Gonna Pop

AR-15 Triple Beam On Top
That's A Hundred Hot Grams But We Don't Box(Hmmmm)

Thermostat Rising Cause the Flow So Sick
They Say I'm a Asshole Cause I Don't Hold Shit

And If U Don't Kno Me Then U Don't Kno Hitz
Every 16 Bars 12 Snickers 4 Twix

And Every Redbone Me And My Dawgz Divide
Throw A Party On That Pussy Like We Was Invited

Don't Trick With A Bitch Cause I Don't Kno Magic
The Whole Hood Straight We Don't Roll With Fagots

Insane In The Brain Not Killin For Lookin
And I Can Blow Billz Like Hilary Clinton (Look Here)

Not Getting No Gwap We Don't Do That
Not Thuggin Nonstop We Don't Do That
Handcuffin Dese Hoez We Don't Do That
Smokin Sumthin Less Than Dro We Don't Do That

No (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)
Look Here (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)Hmmmmm
Nope Nada (We Don't Do That) Hmmmmm
We Don't Do That
No We Don't Do That (Look Here)

We Don't Do That Fake Shit We Don't Do That Gay Shit,
We Be On That Getting Money Every Fuckin Day Shit

Ya'll Do That Quiet Shit But We Jus Smoke The Loud
We Don't Do That Side Tho Bitch I'm Walkin Through The Crowd

KO Jack town Mississippi Wat I'm Bout
All This Ice On My Arm Now That's A Cold Ass Couch

Or A Sofa Posta Be A Lawyer Or A Doctor
Met A D-Boy Found A Real Role Model

I'm Ready For Dem Problems
Love No One But My Daughter

Don't Take Care Of Your Kids Den U A Fuck Nigga Partna Drug
Addict And A Fuckin Alcoholic
And I Neva Been To College But I'm Still A Fuckin Balla

We Don't Fuck With Dem Cowardz Cause We Be In Situations
We Don't Fuck With Dem Liars To Much Damn Imagination

Nation I Grind To Hard To Trick (We Don't Do That)
But Bless Em' With Sum Gud Dick (We Do That!)

Not Getting No Gwap We Don't Do That
Not Thuggin Nonstop We Don't Do That
Handcuffin Dese Hoez We Don't Do That
Smokin Sumthin Less Than Dro We Don't Do That

No (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)
Look Here (We Don't Do That)
No (We Don't Do That)Hmmmmm
Nope Nada (We Don't Do That) Hmmmmm
We Don't Do That
No We Don't Do That (Look Here)


12.We Do It For Fun Pt.3.5

At first I was okay, and then I was just straight*
Hit myspace and hoes fell in love with my face
Upped my vocab and then ya boy got nasty
Flow on overdrive, now these niggas can't pass me
Creme de la creme, who him? Nigga him
J-O-K-E-R is on top like a chim but
No santa clause, we grinchin round here
Even white hoods love me, no legend round here
Messages on myspace like W could
It's cause I always go off like ADT in the hood
Yo flow shake but my flow is straight seizure
I run a lot of shit like nickel magnesia
You should be high, Joker smokin like reefer
But niggas sleepin on me, icksnay (pig latin) anesthesia
Room guns, berettas, I am known to burst 'em
Leave a nigga stankin like overexertion
To all my haters... fuck 'em, curse 'em
I drop so many hits, other rappers call me worrisome
Plus they try to steal from my book of rhymes
Now see, that's straight pussy like the March Of Dimes
It's obvious, like we all know Marsha fine
Fuck the game missionary, I'm on top of mine
If you not my clientele, you can't even get the weed sale
Trust no nigga like a heart broken female
Co-ed FTE to the hotel, she shall receive a lot of beats
Like my mutha fuckin g mail
Bitch BYOTCH, money is nuthin
Only reason you don't know cause Forbes don't acknowledge
hustling
Joker's mediocre, everybody else is hotter
Someone's in hell drinkin on a glass of water
Dope boy magic, kitchen harry potter
I help move weight, title of an exwatter
I'm on the grind just like dry humping raw
Nigga I'm surprised I havnt caught something
Girls suck nonhesitation no delay
Famous dick, I'm a sell my pubic hairs on ebay
Want the highest bider so I can get with her
First well drink, and then I'll split her
Then we do the do, hell yea I did her
Now I'm done with her I'm a let JR hit her
Then be a friend, introduce her to my boys...
She's gonna need an altoid
Hit the club 17, plus my ID void
Came home with a lot of hoes and my thoughts paranoid
J Cole tell 'em I ain't never been a busta
If real was a disease, I'd be a dead mutha fucka
I make so much money so savin ain't my plan
And I blow so much cake that the candles don't stand
Ice hang to my cock, damn near at my leg
So bitches gotta bobsled just to give me head
El Presedinto, dance for me why don't you
Call the bitch my new car I left a lof of bills on her
Awww skeet skeet I won't for saint pete
I'm tryna blow up big like Aretha's peak
I got hoes on deck, I want want want
And I fuck it so much that I'm nonchalant
Currency problem, money, mula
Dollars make all hoes holla like booyah
Shillings, doubloons, pounds, pesos
No teardrops cause it's killers on my payroll
I can smell pussy like I used to work at Catos
Weave kill in packs, real boy wear a halo
See we know that she goes, so no need for egos
But you tries and lost like when Shack shoots his freethrows
I'm Michael you Tito's, you rappers just freeloads
Part two let the clip go and three is a reload
I'm gone leave a stain on the game just like Cheeto's
So it's gone go my way like I was Carlito
So fck what the plan say, I do me no veto
I'm gone show my black ass like I was in speedos
But I am the teacher, let me sit at my desk, so
I can school this rap game, it's hop scotch chess, and I'm
Leaps jumps, and bows all over the rest
Last line no punchline, I AM THE BEST


Aye Man Joker 2 Cold Back
Aye Man Joker 2 Cold Back
Aye Mane Joker 2 Cold Back
Famly Ties Entertainment FTE Getting Sick Of Niggas Doin Dis
Shit It Dnt Even Mata
Emergency Emergency

Emergency Emergency Sum One Call The Medic (Call Em Up)
I Took My Glove Off & I Told Dat Bitch To Catch It (Skee Skee)

Ugh! Won't Let Her Wipe It Off (No)
Nation Got Da Plies Neva Cross Da Gun Line Boss (Yea)

Even In A White B Nigga I Stay Fly (Huh)
Smokin Out Da Pound Like I Got Da Dog Catchin High

Amazin How Dese Gurlz Neva Pay Attention To My Song
Until Da Room Shot Dey See Dat Tha Jokers Not Alone (How U Doin)

Hood Like Da Army Base We Getting Green Guys (Yeaaaa)
All Dis Change In My Pocket Like Obama's Wallet Size (Obama)

Shirt Off High Az Fuck Nigga Yea I'm Wide Open
All Dis Ink On My Skin It's Like BIG Makes Lotion (Dats A Pen
Company)

Ha Ha Ha

Dese Hoes Catchin Colds Round Here Now I Can't Believe Dat
I Got Da Remedy I Might Hit Em With My Teabag (Teabag)

Ha Ha Don't Discriminate Pussy Is A Hobby
Fucked Da Waitress At Da Bar & Da Maid in Da Lobby

Getting Paid Like A Job Is So No One Can Eva Stop Me (Ha)
Pissin Excellence I Guess I'm Like Da Nigga Ricky Bobby

Checkin In But We Stayin Out In Denver
Fuck With Houses In Alaska Fuck With C-Mo and Lil Joe Morre O
Waz Hannin

Money Money Money We Do Dat Illegal Shit
Racks On Top Of Racks See We Can Bake A Whole Heap Of Shit

Smooth Smooth Smooth Delivery But No It's Not Digiorno
Talked Her In To Makin Love But See We Really Made A Porno
(Smile)

I Got A Head Start But Everybody Wana To Pass Me
Cause My Name Spread Faster Like Da Naked Pics Of Cassie (Tha
Joker)

Or Maybe It Was Rihanna See Datz Jus How It Begins
Fuck Me & U Can Go Brag About It To Your Friends (Girl U Kno I
Fucked All Of Dem)

I Keep A Glock 40 Cause I'm Alwayz On Da Hustle
And We Got A Lot Of Blockz God Damn A Triple Double

It's The Phenom Bitch & Perfection Is Da Mission (Tha Joker)
Fruit Cumin Out Cause I'm Now Bored With Dis One

Hold Up Let Me Give Dem A Wake-Up Call NATION!

Dey Crucified In My First Life I'm Back In Da Flesh
Call Me Nation Wide Known Or Jus Rap At It's Best

I Can Spit Dat Hot Shit Or Put Dat In His Head
Let Me Kill Em Spiritually Either Dat Or He's Dead

U Don't Want Dese Problems Boy U Not A Mathematician
U Can't Read Between Da Line Den Jus Sit Back & Listen

So U Fallen & U Can't Get Up & U Need Me To Pick U Up
If I Had A Pocketful Den I Still Wouldn't Give A Fuck

U Niggas Ain't Even Weak Take A Letter Or A Day Off
And Get U With Killa Season Hell Welcome To Da Playoffs

U Won't Make It Past Through Da First Round With Your Designated
Driver
Dis Rap Domain Is Mine Az A Web Is To A Spider A?

A King In Your squire A Peasant In My Castle Robin Hood U Are A
Liar

Old Rappers Give Me Nark Unless Your Flow Is Retired
My Flow Is Current Guess Dat Meanz I'm Your Supplier

It's Jiffy Pop Me Smoke Me Smoke Me But Dey Ain't Da Killa Type
Actin Fake Until Dey Makin Hatin Niggaz Getz A Life
Oh Yea Dere A Bitch So U Might Jus Wana Hit It Right

I Already Hav Now She Is My Background
I Pass Her To Joker I Bet U Like Ol Dat Clown

I Shot Da Sheriff Da Deputy & Da Sergeant
Got My First Erection Wen I Was Seven & I've Been Hard Since

No I'm Not Retarded Bitch I Jus Don't Give A Damn
A Doctor Or A Physician Couldn't Tell U Wat I Really Am

Emergency Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha FTE Casino Family No Wat I Mean
It's Like Wen We Walk In Da Club All Da Hoes Runs Us Like It's
An Emergency
No Bitch We're Gud We're Gud Bring Us A Drink
Emergency We Up Out Dis Bitch


14.B.M.F (Rick Ross Freestyle)

Ballin hard gettin 2, 3 jump money*
And next friday hydraulic pump money.
Frank luckus dog house find tha stash money.
And if I ever go broke black mask money.
Shows all around the world on my ten toes.
65 million views bxtch who U callin local.
Corner store 5, 000 in my levis.
U got that sock money guess I got that knee high
Freddy Krueger baby chasin I'm a flowin terror.
Catch me on the beat then you gone need Paul Bearer.
Funeral perception did I forget to minsion.
Everywhere they notice me & I ain't never been on television
Smoked a Blunt of purp now I'm standin on the roof.
Then I smoked another one I wish I had a parachute.
These wacc rappers borin, 106 annoys me.
Cuhz I'm so sick enough she had to change the channel for me.
Fa sho I'm so po please don't play me like a hoe.
Pistol paccin get it craccin like a glass on the floor.
Gettin rich & runnin shit & I did it in a white t.
I bet hoe gone feel the fiji everytime she touch me.
I rock the bald fade, you bout as cool as hayes.
And I'm shit like I been in the sewer 3 days.
Is you gettin money, 2 Big Thumbs.
Ain't had a job every since I dropped part one.
BITCH!